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of cake and pie (and pie… and cake)

Monday, November 14th, 2011

i’ve been baking on my own since i was 14 (and started helping dad long before that) – which means i’ve been baking for *mumble* xmany *mumble* years. and in that time, i’ve always – always made pumpkin pie at thanksgiving. it’s what i do.

but this year’s gonna be different. this year – no pumpkin pie. *gasp!*

instead, i’m baking two things – the most beautiful apple pie i’ve ever laid eyes on, and a pumpkin-shaped, pumpkin-spice cake. and i admit, i’m a little nervous.

because this is what i want to bake:

perfect apple pie

it's so bee-you-tee-full!!!

and this:

pumpkin shaped cake for thanksgiving

is it real? or is it... cake?

and it stands to reason that someone with my experience and skill-set can, with some patience, and if i hold my tongue right, create these masterpieces. but what’s been running through my head since the day i committed to these two edible works of art, is that what i’m going to end up with is this:

horrific looking apple pie

screw the leaves, i'm just gonna pile the crust on... and pray

and this:

thanksgiving cakewreck

wait, pumpkins have green veins?

to be continued…

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