The Woodlands Biotch

i have to step back from my ongoing series about sunscreen and other good advice because a gang of marauding tweeps pissed me off yesterday, and they don’t know who they’re messing with.
if you’re on twitter and you have a blog, chances are you’ve heard of #blogchat. someone put a bug in my ear about it [...]

didja hear? the red-headed neighbors are having a garbage community yard sale. they think it’s going to be sooo great, they’re doing it for two days in a row.
now, if the woodlands can manage to condense 90,000 + people’s yard sale desires into a twice-a-year, four hour event, what makes shenandoah think they really have [...]

bf has been fixing other people’s pc problems and installing networks and telephone systems for 15 years. in the time that i have known him, i have learned that anything computer related falls into one of three types of repair categories:
“this’ll only take a few minutes” – translates roughly to “this is totally easy, based [...]

so here’s the thing; contrary to my previous statements about not using social media because when i want to be social, i do it in the real world, i do in fact use twitter. of course, since i do it using my alias and not my real name, it kind of leaves a bit of [...]

you’re a mean one Mr. Smith
you really are a heel.
you’re as cuddly as a cactus,
and as charming as an eel,
mr. smith!
you’re a bad banana,
with a greasy black peel!
you’re a monster, Mr. Smith!
your heart’s an empty hole.
your brain is full of spiders.
you’ve got garlic in your soul,
mr. Smith!
i wouldn’t touch you
with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
you’re a [...]

you might recall from last weekmy tirade against the shity of shenandoah and their abhorrent hatred of hockey kids. i have to say, i’m having a really hard time letting this one go.
i tried. i was going to tell you about the several more meals i’ve managed to eat for free or next to nothing [...]

i said i would, and i will. i really will. i’m still totally pissed, and i have more to say, i do. but right now, i’m wiped out… so it’ll have to wait.
 
promises made, promises broken

did you see this? this blatant display of bullying on the part of the “city” of shenandoah? i say “city” because, well, let’s face it… the woodlands may be a township, but at least they have their own fire department, am i right? and come on, everyone knows that the “city” makes all their money [...]

for my loyal followers (all, what, eight of you?) that have been wondering just that, let me tell you:

i added a new talent to my list of things i can do and get paid doing. no, nothing dirty, you gutter-dweller. i’ve become a web designer. Wo0t!

i became increasinly obsessed with my new job, which, since [...]

seriously.
not every bad thing that happens to good people (or even bad people) is because god’s mad at them. or their ancestors. or their ancestors ancestors.
during an interview on the Christian Broadcasting Network the day after the earthquake in haiti, televangelist robinson said “many years ago, the island’s people ’swore a pact to the devil.’ [...]