The Woodlands Biotch

i know you know this song. speech. whatever. as i said the other day, while sitting and watching a kindergarten graduation, i had an idea for a series of blog posts. it actually started before that, but i wasn’t sure which direction i wanted to take with it. i had initially planned on writing a [...]

attended a kindergarten graduation today. had several thoughts. first and foremost being, why didn’t i have a kindergarten graduation?
oh yeah…
cause i skipped kindergarten.
anyway….
another thought i had was a song, actually. you know – “everybody’s free (to wear sunscreen)”. the ultimate graduation song. well, of course it’s not really age-appropriate for kindergarteners. better for college. high [...]

…that is the question.
here’s what happened. about a year ago, working in a different place, i befriended a new coworker when no one else would. we got along famously, and considering that we were apparently so different than the cool kids, this worked out well for us.
but then their life path changed, and they decided to [...]

didja hear? the red-headed neighbors are having a garbage community yard sale. they think it’s going to be sooo great, they’re doing it for two days in a row.
now, if the woodlands can manage to condense 90,000 + people’s yard sale desires into a twice-a-year, four hour event, what makes shenandoah think they really have [...]

a lot of people have asked me to join facebook. my mom, for one. repeatedly. and both of my very best, childhood friends. my brother. other friends. they just can’t seem to understand what my big problem is with it. they tell me i’m missing out. there’s apparently a long list of people that really [...]

bf has been fixing other people’s pc problems and installing networks and telephone systems for 15 years. in the time that i have known him, i have learned that anything computer related falls into one of three types of repair categories:
“this’ll only take a few minutes” – translates roughly to “this is totally easy, based [...]

so here’s the thing; contrary to my previous statements about not using social media because when i want to be social, i do it in the real world, i do in fact use twitter. of course, since i do it using my alias and not my real name, it kind of leaves a bit of [...]

they’re on sale, all over the place. of course i highly recommend getting them at heb. call me crazy, but i’m a firm believer that here, everything’s better.
which is funny, really — sidenote — i used to shop kroger religiously. thought their produce was the bomb-diggity. and i used to hate heb, i guess because [...]