turn signals get better results
memorandum to the a$$hat that flipped me off today:
first of all, i address your speed – the limit on the parkway is 45. the flow of traffic was roughly 50. i was doing roughly 50. just because i was in the left hand lane, and you wanted to beat me to the light, does not give you the right to speed up to 65 and pass me on the right, flipping me the bird along your trajectory.
secondly, for all that anger, you only managed to get one whole car-length ahead of me and then stay there the entire time until you reached your destination.
thirdly, you truly are an a$$hat, for cutting off the poor woman that needed in our lane as we crossed the bridge in order to not get routed off the road.
and finally, you are a disgrace of an example to your no-doubt already ruined children whom you surely were picking up from the park – which, by the way, you only managed to turn left into without signaling a fraction of a second faster for having passed me in the first place.
a$$hat.
it’s the minivan, isn’t it? that’s what’s made you so bitter. minivan-man.
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