The Woodlands Biotch

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If i cannot bring you comfort,
then at least i bring you hope
for nothing is more precious
than the time we haven’t sold
We all must learn from small misfortunes
count the blessings that are real
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
at the closing of the year
Let the bells ring out [...]

years ago, i used to go to church. many reasons why i no longer go, but that’s not my point today.
my point, and i do have one, is the witnessing of what my then-pastor used to tell his flock. which was, please, don’t put that little fish on the back of your car. not that [...]

i was going to post yesterday. but a funny thing happened on my way to the dashboard. not funny – ha-ha. funny – insanely random.
it seems i picked up a virus attempting to find a fantastically biotchy graphic to tell you all merry christmas. it was apparently what is considered a drive-by infection. i had [...]

hope you all got everything you wanted for christmas. i know i did. first of all – nothing that i really and truly wanted was a physical object that could be bought, and so therefore i already had exactly everything i needed before the gift wrap ever started flying. i wanted sunrise, and love, and [...]

i’ve been given this asinine project at the office. it’s something that should have been done essentially on a day-to-day basis for the past two years, but no, i’ve been given the entirety of the past two years and asked to get it done in four days. and the thing of it is, it’s time [...]

for the longest time, i’ve felt so all alone – but now i know, i’m not the only one. someone beat me to it ages ago:
 

i'm not the only one

contrary to the facts that i a) have a custom starbucks card that i willingly paid money to create and b) have a magnet which proclaims that starbucks is my emergency contact number on my medical files, i do realize that i cannot live on starbucks alone. this results in the ongoing conversation every night [...]

just got back from the sixth grade band concert at Vogel and was once again reminded of times in my past, yet overwhelmed with delight in my future.
for one thing, when you’re enjoying yourself, the agony of listening to a sixth grade band really isn’t that agonizing. for another, i think as much as it [...]

item’s baked/made/crafted in my kitchen so far this holiday season?

peanutty chocolate banana bread

fruit-filled oatmeal bars
and of course, pumpkin bread.
fifth day of christmas, you know. have you got your five golden rings? ;oD
that will be all.
just call me betty-f*#$%ing-crocker

it has come to my attention that i’ve been spotted. apparently woodlands community service corporation has noticed i exist. hmmm…. very interesting. gotta love those google analytics on the website. mind you, i don’t get a lot of action, but it’s fun to see where it’s coming from.
i've been naughty. so what.