The Woodlands Biotch

i read somewhere recently that in order to have a successful blog, a blogger should blog every day. they should write in the manner that’s most comfortable to them (for me, it’s a lot like how i speak). they should not concern themselves with whether or not the blog will bring them fame (i prefer to stay anonymous, anyway). they should not concern themselves with popularity (hey, you’re finding me, what more do i want?). and they should never make long posts.

now that last one just befuddles me. because, dammit, i rant. it’s what i do. i can make mountains out of molehills. hell, i can make mountains out of anthills. so this whole supposed 800-word per post limit thing is just, well, limiting. i can’t do it.

though, lord knows i’ll try.

i haven’t written in a while – got busy again. i’m moving, for one. breaking my lease at my apartment (ooooo, a whole 10 days early. i’m so screwed.) but i’ll still be around. can’t leave the trees. can’t leave the zip code. can’t leave the area.

i could leave the snooty-a$$ woodlands soccer-mom’s though. you ladies, i could do without. you and you’re stuck up wanna-be millionaire husbands. i mean, what is the deal? and why are jaguars (or, jag-u-ars) such a breeding ground for hostility? ugh!

speaking of hostility, wait’ll you hear what happened at work. oh. my. gaaaaaaaawwwwwd.